Dear Forever 21,

I’ve enjoyed our relationship for many years now. The low prices, the cute clothes, and even the causes you’ve championed. But recently, my darling, you’ve treated me like an incompetent nitwit. Sullying an otherwise fashion-forward tee with “Allergic to Algebra” printed on the front? What are you thinking? I happen to kick butt in math class, and for those who might struggle with arithmatic, your lousy choice of words does little to encourage them and evoke self-confidence.

Last month, JCPenney disappointed me with their tasteless top, so why follow this ridiculous trend? Take the highroad, Forever 21. I may be frugal when it comes to where I shop, but I don’t associate with stores that sell my intelligence short.

Conditionally Yours,

Hardy Girl